Tuesday, May 24, 2005

For those just tuning in...

A bunch of older material, from back when Megan was our only child, can be found here.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

3-year-olds are not rhetorical

Me: "Helen, how many times have I asked you not to play in the shower curtain?"
Helen: "Fifteen."

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Just once a day?

If Lifehacker thinks that cleaning the kitchen floor every day is obsessive, she clearly either doesn't have children or has a dog to clean up after them. We sweep the kitchen floor two or three times a day, every day.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Daily admonition

"Helen, it's not nice to tell your sister that she looks like a pinwheel."