I like pie

My third-grader has a friend at school who is in the habit of interjecting into random conversations and at random times the sentence, "I like pie." This amuses me. Googling it gives me the impression that this is a somewhat well-known meme, but I can't find anything suggesting an origin for it.

For those just tuning in...

A bunch of older material, from back when Megan was our only child, can be found here.

3-year-olds are not rhetorical

Me: "Helen, how many times have I asked you not to play in the shower curtain?"
Helen: "Fifteen."

Just once a day?

If Lifehacker thinks that cleaning the kitchen floor every day is obsessive, she clearly either doesn't have children or has a dog to clean up after them. We sweep the kitchen floor two or three times a day, every day.

Daily admonition

"Helen, it's not nice to tell your sister that she looks like a pinwheel."