Tuesday, December 21, 2004

A math problem

Q: If a two-year-old usually wakes up between 6:45 and 7:00, and a three-year-old usually wakes up between 7:00 and 7:15, and you let them sleep together in the same bed, when will they wake up?
A: 5:30.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Lost in translation

When your kid is potty training, everything they say sounds to you like, "I need to go poop." Mary Kate is just about trained, though; occasionally she has issues with, as Laid-Off Dad says, putting the biscuit in the basket. However, we're about three weeks now with no #1 accidents, and we're convinced enough that there won't be a backslide that we've given away all of our leftover diapers. Let me tell you, it's a great feeling to know that you're finished with diapers forever.